30 Holiday Memes That'll Give You Endless Puns To Get Eye Rolls At All Your Parties This Season

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    A group of Canadians vandalize a police parking spot POLICE POLICE CE
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    I called my wife 4x from the store to see if we needed a Santa riding a T-Rex inflatable and she never answered so I played it safe
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes You know you're getting old when a recliner and a heating pad is your idea of a hot date.
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    When 'lazy' takes over the Christmas. decorating...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Therapist: So what brings the two of you here today? My wife: It's impossible to live with him. He's too literal. Me: My truck.
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    Dad: What nationality is Santa? Family: I don't know, what? Dad: North Polish!
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes I received a flyer on anger management the other day. I lost it.
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    I saw this picture today now I want to frame it. Sir Loin
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Nine months isn't really that long. But to some, it can feel like a maternity.
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    Me: "I have a mature sense of humour" The mature sense of humour: SPY A SPY B
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    This is incredibly accurate Family unwrapping their Christmas gifts Dad ready with a trash bag
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    Parents at 5:45 AM remembering to move the ■…………..) elf.
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    I love melons so much I just want to run away with one and marry it. Unfortunately the law says we...
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes My maths teacher called me average. How mean!
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes If there were a pill to cure procrastination, I would probably take it tomorrow.
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    46 @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 14:22 The police just showed up and took the dog!! WHAT!?! WHY???? ☑ Unpaid barking tickets. Why are you like this!?
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    Pun hub I'm gonna make you mine @PunHubOnline Oh my god, Yes.
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put one on just so I could say "vest day ever" like a million times. Then I took it off just so l could mention that I wasn't as invested as they were.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Sure... Skydiving is scary, but have you ever been at someone's house and the toilet won't flush?
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I've opened 3 birthday cards and I'm already $150 up. I love being a postman.
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    Dads waiting for January 1st 0:01 so they can say "I haven't seen you since last year."
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    Need to get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays? Put it in Amazon boxes and leave it on your front porch. 11
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What do you call Santa without a GPS? A lost Claus...
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    46 @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 13:24 Two feet of snow fell this morning What? Oh shut up
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I did my first nude painting yesterday. The neighbors weren't happy but the front door looks great!
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    My wife is going into labour what should i do? Is this her first child? No, this is her husband PunHubOnline
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes Why do cow milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder. ...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was up super early this morning and I started wondering what time the sun would rise. Then it dawned on me.
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    Dads watching kids open Christmas presents from "Mum & Dad' when they have no idea what it is they have bought them...
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    I'm giving up drinking until Christmas. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking until Christmas.

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